broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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doctorswifes:

Doctor Who - Hide - Fav screencaps in blue.
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But seriously if you don’t love Drake & Josh there’s something wrong with you, I mean

rrclarkin:


#andy’s like IN THE MIDDLE OF A EXISTENTIAL CRISIS HERE and sam’s like oh no i have dirty hands!!

museumheists:

moriartythetease:

I JUST HAD A HORRIBLE THOUGHT.

So people can’t see thestrals unless they’ve seen someone die, correct?

Well, what if one summer Remus accidentally got loose during the full moon but Remus thought it was alright and he didn’t hurt anyone because they had been in the middle of a forest area.

And then he goes back to Hogwarts and the first thing he asks is why they’ve started using horses to pull the carriages.

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How the gods handle their children's death:

  • Romans: They were a warrior. Their destiny has been foretold since the age of time. They died a hero and will end in the paradise of Elysium.
  • Greeks: NONNOOOONONONONNOOOONONONONNNOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • Greeks: *wails*
  • Greeks: *starts war* NONONONONOONNONO THEY WERE MY FAVORITE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY
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"I remember this! It’s Fourth of July, 1996!"
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