Flawless Responses to a Wrong Number Text
You’re out of the quartet.
im a grill
imagine an entire room and it’s all bed
no floor, just bed
you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there
all is bed
AWW THE ROOM COMES WITH A COMFY LOOKING HUG JACKET
this is exactly the reason why people think everybody here is on drugs
(This was too great not to share!)
Submitted By: Thomas D.
Location: Ohio, United States
IS tHAT BABY PEEING EVERYWHERE HAWHAT THE FUCK THE BAByS PEEinG EVERYWHere AND THE BDAD IS FUCJING PROUD HE DOENST CARE ABOUT THE BABT ALl HE CARES ABIOUT IS PISS, HES WATHCIng it WiTh lust in his eyeS WhaT THE Hell WHY WOuLD SOMEONE TAKE A PHOTO OF SOMEONE HUGGING A NAKED BABY WHO IS PEEING EVERYWHERE , THE BABYS FUCKING HOLDING THE PISS DSTREAM WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour
bless this child he will go far in life
- Mbf this excited potato (I’ll be checking)
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"Autons attempt to invade London in 2005 and Rose joins the Doctor." (Source)
This a day of joy! \o/
Rose. THE episode. Today is the day.
This is real film of a real ghost
JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS.
Remember when Martin and Ben were like really awkward and uncomfortable-looking at the Emmy’s a couple years ago, and they were like “omg we have to stay together, we only know each other”
and now Ben’s at the Oscars alone and he’s just on fucking crack.
I bet his parents are watching and telling each this is not what they raised.
Meanwhile Martin is laughing his ass off phone in hand because he just dared Ben to do it via text message